Damned news media...

The news media actually stole my punchline with the blacks voting against the gays...everyone from CNN, to John Stewart to Bill O'Reilly. Now that the news has said it, the entire blame joke has gotten far too serious and is more controversy than irony. I therefore retract my statement, and I don't blame the blacks anymore...because the news media made it uncool.

I apologize to the entire black community for making a comment that was later said by Bill O'Reilly. It's nearly as shameful as actually agreeing with Dick Cheney on...anything.